LIVE GROWTH EXPERIMENT · MARIA_GROWTH_001
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU CONVERTED.
You just entered a live growth experiment created by a marketer who got tired of sending herself through a recruitment funnel that doesn't convert.
After 600+ job applications, I decided to do what I'd tell a company to do when a channel keeps spectacularly underperforming: Stop assuming more volume will fix the problem. Find out where the system is actually breaking. So I did. I stopped treating myself like an applicant. I became the growth problem.
Yes. This is real. And obviously I'm measuring it.
CAMPAIGN STATUS
LIVE
PRODUCT
MARIA GESTER
Growth & Marketing
EXPERIMENT
MARIA_GROWTH_001
OBJECTIVE
Employment + Revenue
PREVIOUS CHANNEL
Job applications
APPLICATIONS
600+
PERFORMANCE
Spectacularly underperforming
WORKING HYPOTHESIS
Not necessarily a product problem.
PRIMARY CONVERSION
Hire Maria
SECONDARY CONVERSION
Give Maria a problem
VISITOR STATUS
YOU
✓ CONVERTED